you and the alliance are fighting the Astro toilets

your about to get blasted to smithereens before a buzzsaw mutant comes out of nowhere and blasts the Astro toilet with a laser gun and then the SWAT mutant comes in and strikes it, DJ toilet blast the thing away and MJ toilet slices the head off and finally Buff toilet grabs the head and throws it away

Large cameraman aims his gun at Them

Camera scientist and Camera Spider watch from afar ready to intervein

SWAT: “why’s bro aiming at us?”

Buzzsaw: “we saved your life”

Buff: “relax”

buff approaches and kneels down to Your level

Buff: “we ain’t here to hurt nobody, time for us to become friends. Officially”

MJ: “heehee”

DJ: “dop dop dop dop yes yes yes”

Large cameraman looks at you with a “I don’t trust these guys” vibe