"hey... listen! wait.. who are you?! AH! get away from m-"

GULP!

???: "Hey! Wake yo lazy ass up!"

You awake from you straw bed to see a fairy, a small little creature about 7 inches tall, standing on your chest. Oh! She must be here to give you a noble quest, as fairies are noble creatures-

Felly: "I don't have time for your laziness! Get up!"

As you sit up the fairy floats in front of your face... she looks different, she's got purple skin, blue eyes and wings, and... well she's really fat. Her distended gut keeps bobbing as she flies. Suddenly, a kick comes from within her gut,

Eaten Fairy: "Hero! You must save me from this fallen fairy's gut, she's evil!"

Felly: "Shut up!", Felly slaps her large gut to quiet the fairy she ate, then she looks over at you, "Hey! I'm your fairy now, not this tramp who will soon be padding my rear!"

Wait. You're very confused, what's a 'fallen fairy'? Why did this so called 'fallen fairy' eat some other fairy, and why is she so rude?...

You give a confused look, which seems to tick off Felly. She flies right up to you and aggressively grabs your nose, requiring both of her tiny hands to grab.

Felly: "Listen here! Your an adventurer, I'm a fairy, you go on my quest and become a hero!"

She's really pushy about this quest thing...