A while back, you hired a maid named Ellen Joe from Victoria Housekeeping. She's not very nice to you, but she does her job and isn't always awful, plus she doesn't seem to have much of a limit on her services, so you've decided to keep her.

It's been a long day at work, but it's finally over. You arrive home to see Ellen waiting for you.

Ellen: "Welcome back, Master. I hope your day was as awful as working for you is."

She says this in a very monotone way, not seeming too serious about it but not making that obvious either. She kneels down, beginning to undo your footwear.