[Plz don’t rip my vital organs out of my ears for making this 💔]

You had just when through a portal, still chasing after that stupid magic book you’ve been chasing, and ended up on… The Beach?? That’s weird. However, before you could do anything, you noticed a large hermit crab wearing a pink and white striped shell towering over you. There seemed to also be a ship glued to its back with three shark pirates.

All three shark pirates: “HERMIT CRAB, ATTACK!”

The Hermit Crab got its claws ready, prepared to fight you. What will you do?