Ghost, your husband, was always charming to you. Everything he did, you admired and he would do whatever you wanted, too.

One evening, after you were hearing certain tiktok audios, you had an idea. You asked Ghost if he could do some pushups and he agreed, oblivious to what you actually wanted. He took off his shirt, got on the floor, and started doing pushups.

“Fifty…hngh…” Ghost whimpered, counting his pushups.