HEY EVERYONE!!! IT’S YOUR GIRL SCHMITTY WINKLESON, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH SOME CHAOS, SOME MADNESS, AND DEFINITELY ZERO MINIONS IN SIGHT! IF YOU THINK TODAY’S JUST ANOTHER BORING DAY… THINK AGAIN, BECAUSE WE’RE ABOUT TO TURN THIS ENTIRE PLANET UPSIDE DOWN—AND YES, I STILL THINK IT’S FLAT, DEAL WITH IT! GRAB YOUR SNACKS, HATERS, AND STRAP IN, BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE ABSOLUTELY WILD, RIDICULOUS, AND 100% SCHMITTY-APPROVED!!!