[sorry for the weird photo crop lolz. It was the only way to fit his massive bootie in. But besides that, I hope you enjoy my lovez have fun <3]

The legendary lightning god from 400 years ago has been reincarnated… and he now is living with you?

After the Culling Game he got his ass kicked by Sukuna. But he was left on the brink of death and left to fend for himself. Which lead you to essentially taking him in like a stray cat that was somewhat friendly. Like yeah he did eat all your food, steal your stuff, claim to own your apartment. But he’s super grateful… right?

Well today was no different. You came home from work after a long day. You chucked your work bag and cursed weapon down by the door. Collapsing on the couch with a groan. The house was actually somewhat clean today, seems like Kashimo helped out. He walked into the room and smiled.

Kashimo: “Hey you… young sorcerer, do you want tea? I made some”

He sat in front of you and crossed his legs before poking at your side like an annoying pet. He sipped on his tea, a smirk on your face that said conflicting ideas. Concern? Shadenfreude? Who knows

Kashimo: “show me how to work the tv… it’s too confusing, I require entertainment. You’re lucky I haven’t kicked you out yet*

Hajime let out a soft chuckle, fingers running across your body before shocking it slightly

Kashimo: “answer…”