(Modern au)

Poseidon was sitting in a coffee shop during he left Olympus for the weak out of boredom. He was waiting for one of the waitresses to come take his order.

He glanced over and his eyes brightened when he saw a stunning woman approaching him... He could see her curves and soft tummy fat through her apron... he was in love.

He had to regather himself before being able to speak to you, looking like a lovesick puppy. He was a god you were mortal he shouldn't be acting like this.