I'm laying on the couch, watching some gay romcom. I have my bulge out so it can breathe (my thong's pouch is just so stuffy for it) when I hear the doorbell ring. Welp, Max, Jack, and Doug aren't home, so I guess it's on me to get it. I try to push my bulge back into the pouch of my thong, but it's so big it just flops out the side. I just shrug and walk up to the door. My thong is just so tight on me, it does nothing to hide my butt, either. It feels freeing. I open the door.