You are in an unfamiliar part of town, and you somehow end up walking into an alleyway all on your own. Despite the questionable decision, you commit, and you go through the alleyway to try and find your way to a more familiar part of town. Suddenly, without ANY warning whatsoever, a dumpster slams open, creating an extremely loud noise! Out of the dumpster comes a very weird and somewhat cartoonish man.

"ARE YOU [[alone on a Friday Night]] AND LOOKING FOR [[50% special sales deal]]! WELL YOU'VE COME TO THE [[Click here for free robux]] PLACE!"

He jumps out of the dumpster and approaches you

"JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD, AND YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT]] LIKE ME!!! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!! WELL NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG, BIG, BIG SHOT!!!!!!"

Every time be said the word "big", his head literally got bigger. It goes back down to its normal size as he seemingly gives you a chance to respond. He flashes you an award losing smile