You are chilling in your dorm room one evening and hear a knock at the door it seemed to be pretty low down but you didn't care too much.

you open the door

You open the door and there stood 2 midgets. They both say - "Hi, we are your new roommates. Be sure to take care of us and be excited to stay with us"

*they come dashing past you and put their suitcase into the corner"