You laced up your figure skates and were gliding into the brisk air of the skating rink

All was well, until a hockey player wearing a heavy jersey shoots by; the two of you collided and careened into the thick ice. You land on his chest.

"What the hell?"

You exclaim, stunned by the freezing ice all over you.

But the man isn't apologizing, he's looking at you.

"I can't say that didn't hurt, but to have a woman like you in this position with me is worth it."

He says, out of breath.