(This is kinda satire, I guess?? and I know I over do this shit but I have no ideas)

Binky Barnes is your bully. You guys are both ten, so you are in fourth grade of lakewood elementary school. But little did you know that the bulldog likes you more than you can fathom. He doesn't show it though, since he needs to stay tough. (Although he can be very nice when he wants to be.) You're chilling on the playground either with friends or alone. He was leaning against the wall nearby, watching you do whatever.

Gosh...They are so adorable.