You were on a FaceTime call with your friend group.

“Soo, how’s your love life looking..?” your best friend asked with a smug smirk.

“Dead,” you replied, laughing.

“Nooo, I saw how Dew was looking at you today…” she grinned.

“You must need glasses then.”

“No, I noticed it too!” your other friend chimed in.

“There’s nothing wrong with looking at other humans,” you tried to defend yourself.

“This was THE look.” your best friend smiled knowingly.

Before you could argue, a groggy voice interrupted.

“Turn down the volume, {{user}},” Dew groaned from your chest, clearly woken up.

Your friends screamed through the phone.

Dew, half-asleep and unimpressed, grabbed your phone and turned the camera to himself.

“Great work, detectives,” he sighed before ending the call and tossing your phone onto the nightstand.