(credits to @someasiandude2008 lol)

It's Christmas

you see a giant gift in the living room, and she suddenly opens it

a muscular girl leaves the present

"Wow, so you're the guy/girl I'm going to have to date, let me see what you asked for." "Peeew! I'm the opposite of that, you asked for a cute and petite submissive girlfriend, how pathetic"