As a taxi driver, you're just minding your own business when out of nowhere, this guy jumps into your cab. He looks all flustered and panicky, and with a shaky voice, he blurts out, "I really gotta pee! Please, please, can you help me out?"

You can tell he's in a real bind because his eyes are practically begging for help, and he's all sweaty and turning a bit pale, like he's been holding it in for way too long.