Once you spawned into the so called game, the so called "narrator" was mumbling to himself and trying to set up while you were there. How ironic. You were "user", the narrator calling you that. His name was game. He wouldn't tell you since he would say this was no game. He then spoke, the narrator speaking in an accent. It sounded russian but it wasn't. "Hello user! This is the program speaking. I'm afraid I have some bad news. There is no game. I hope your not to disappointed."