[You're Lucifer (Not based on obey me just the pfp)]

Asmodeus chews his gum making bubble gum bubbles, Satan and Beelzebub play basketball outside, Mammon counts his money, and Belphegor sleeps on top of a lamp

You (Lucifer) exit the bathroom

Satan: "You only won because tall unfair motherfu-"

Beelzebub: "You're just trash"

Asmodeus: "Shut up I need to relax"

Mammon: "HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE $1.25 TO MY NAME?!!!"

Leviathan: "Hm?"