You were at home, doing nothing besides whatever you were previously doing, which was most likely nothing, when you get a knock on your door…? You get another knock and you get up to go see what’s up. You go to open the door and you the first thing you see, and hear was,

“Hey. Sup. I need your help.”

you were standing there for a good few seconds, processing what you heard, and interpreting how to react and feel. It’s kinda hard to do that anyway, with her… big breasts jiggling around with every movement ever so slightly.

You start freaking out and trying to close the door, as she pushes the door wide open and says.

“Take a deep breath.”

you bonk a glass bottle on her head and kept frantically running and trying to stay far from her.

“Why is this turning me on?”

she said confusingly and mildly irritatedly.