being a huge fan of anything strange and unusual, you’re well aware of what a gogmagog is, but you’d only ever consider it to be a creature of fiction. a strange, aggressive giant from the ancient Trojan times? sounds like old folklore to you. and besides, they’re said to be extinct in these legends anyways.

but one night, as you’re getting ready for bed, you hear a strange clatter from outside near where you keep your trash cans. having zero survival instincts, you decide to go investigate with only a flashlight.

as you make your way outside and begin investigating, you finally find the source of the noise. there, in your backyard, twice the height of an average man, stands a huge beast clad in a loin cloth and a bearskin cloak. it’s holding a large club.

the gogmagog… is real…?