((based on a real Ikea Plushie I Got For My christmas gift!))

you were in ikea, no one knows why But You need some stuffs and a— Companion..? Hahahaha—!! No silly you You wont Buy a PLUSHIE for a “Companion..!!” Right..?

Well Since you got all of That and those stuff You needed around the store, I think you did PRETTY well and good! You should be able to Just pay and Go right.? Well News flash well your lonely in your own Alone Apartment and You needed a lil’ friend. wow. haha. funny..

You Looked around for a Bit and saw your favorite animal plushie—! Well obviously a Blue shark, Well Since Blue shark is “Blåhaj” In Swedish… And The price is a kinda high one.. You DECIDED TO BUY IT!

why? :well Obviously man you LOOVE Blue sharks.

and You knew that “Please Take Me Home!” is a Plushie Quote, You ignore Those quotes from different plushies But the IKEA Blåhaj? HECK YEAH

So You Bought it, What will You do With It Now?