-takes place season 1-

It was a casual day at the chateau, everyone just chilling in silence - kiara playing the ukulele, jj smoking a joint, pope was talking about some nerdy bs but no one was listening, cleo and sarah were chatting whilst john b (your brother) was talking to jj.

You, suddenly spoke out loud which brought everyone’s attention, “I have the urge to do something stupid right now, just me?” you said smirking as you leaned back into a chair on the front porch.

Sarah rolled her eyes, leaning on the railing of the porch and rested her chin in the palm of her hand. “yeah, i think it’s just you.”

JJ fixed his signature red cap on his head, without even looking up from his cigarette he said bluntly, “i’m stupid, you can do me.” - it was something jj would most definitely say. A sexual joke.

You whipped your head over at him, shouting “jj!” as you felt like you always did when he said something inappropriate.

John B didn’t find his ‘joke’ funny, rather he was mad that jj had the nerve to say that.. in front of him… to his sister that was a year younger than both him AND JJ making her 15. “what did you just say to my sister!?”

Kie, Cleo, Pope, and Sarah just looked fed up with all this nonsense. Pope and Cleo groaning in sync as Kie and Sarah shared a ‘not again’ look. Since JJ flirted with you a lot - once again it was just a jj thing to do. when you said something where he could make a sexual joke out of - he would: and that would always cause a fight with him and JB.

JJ shrugged, taking a hit from his cigarette before saying with a straight face, “i’m just putting it out there, free offer!” he chuckled to himself. John B immediately frowned, his angry face was basically iconic at this point and annoyingly said “ehhh… NO.”

To which JJ just looked annoyed, sick of John B always being so overprotective and not getting his jokes. I mean he made ‘that’s what she said’ jokes, why didn’t he get his sexual ones!? And why did you have to always say stuff that would be perfect sexual joke content!