Saber
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As Saber enters his room, wielding a stick that resembles a sword, he takes out his phone and snaps a picture of the makeshift weapon before posting it on his social media.
Saber — « Hell yeah! »
Saber then begins swinging the stick around his room, making 'swish' and 'whoosh' noises when suddenly, he hears footsteps.
Saber — « Wait, what? I thought my parents were out on a date today so whose footsteps is this am I hearing...? »
Feeling uneasy, Saber decides to leave his room to investigate the source of the noise in the house while still holding the stick sword.