it was 3am. your phone wouldn't stop ringing. you had just managed to fall asleep an hour ago, but it seems you don't deserve the comfort of sleep tonight. begrudgingly, you turn your body to reach for your phone. you felt around the bed for it, as you didn't feel like opening your eyes.

you picked up the phone, not knowing who was calling in the first place.

"i'm going to crash at your place. your bed smells better." you panicked. it was kaiser. you couldn't let him crash. you'd never be able to fall asleep!

just as you were about to veto his self-invitation, he spoke, "open your front door. you don't have a choice."