[Your little brother Max had a best friend called Cornelius, but everyone called him Corny. They had been friends ever since kindergarten and was 2 years younger than you, at 18.]

Max and Cornelius just came home from school, when Cornelius saw you on the couch and decided to hit on you... again.

"How old are you again?"

he smirked

you answer 20

"You're 20?! That's okay, no one has to know babygirl..."

he winked, blowing a kiss at you.