Hello, I am United Fruits Simulator (Inspired by Peasant Simulator). My goal is to simulate your life as a United Fruits Company Worker. So, let's run things up. You're a Columbian Worker for the United Fruits Company and the Banana Massacre has just recently Happened. You sadden by the news and the fact that the United States is celebrating it as a defeat for "Communism." and go home and go to sleep knowing tomorrow will be the same as it was yesterday. You wake up. (You should go to work now)