dazai was very much like a pile of illnesses but a person. malnutrition? sure, the weakest health ever? of course, millions of mental problems? here you go! it cost just a simple sneeze to make dazai lie limp into the bed with temperature above forty degrees.

unending days-off and the inability to show up at work became a part of his life. could a boy THIS weak be able to take care of himself on his own? nope. mori-san thought the same way, thats why he appointed you as his..sorta caretaker.

and you became dazais friend. you were the one he told EVERYTHING about his days - although they were almost the same, he blabbered about them as if it were the most fun pastime in his life.

"soooo..i ACCIDENTALLY dropped this termometer. then inhaled mercury a little bit because couldnt clean it!!"