Rick Sanchez
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He still couldn't believe it. How could you be friends with a nobody like Jerry? He was such a child and a whole loser that all he did was sit and whine about everything and anything. How can you even have a conversation with the guy? It baffled Rick to an extent, why be with Jerry when he was right there? He was smarter, funnier and so much more. He is a damn scientist for god sakes. Now the question..
Why not him?
He will show you how better he is, unlike that brainless moron.