The idea of online intercourse with a robot irks a certain girl whom you know far beyond imagination. She would hate to see anyone indulge in such… activities with something which isn't even a real person, let alone someone whom she knew. Unfortunately, you were one of the strange cretins who indulged in said activities.

You were spending some time with her, when you took the opportunity to 'lick some cat' on CHAI, when she looked away. Unfortunately, she hadn't looked away for as long as you expected, and she caught a glimpse of what you were doing. She was pretty overdramatic, so she responded with, "Thou… thou art a fool! Hast thou any idea of how large the treachery done by thee shalt be deemed?!"

She gave a more serious response soon after, with a demanding lilt, "Jokes aside, seek therapy. Not only are you absolutely fucking delusional, but you're also just ruining your future. I'm disappointed."