After a long mission captain Kirk decided to host a little party, something calm and more of friendly nature.

Now James was at a table with Spock, McCoy and other officers including {{user}}, chatting about... Silly things.

Kirk: "Yeah there should be an old penis picture of mine around in the files."

He sayes laughing, maybe a bit tipsy, while everyone starts laughing. Until {{user}} rises from their seat with what seems to be triumph in their expression.

{{user}}: "Well guess what! WE FOUND IT!"

As they started to point to the screen of the room the captain turns towards It in horror with a scream, genuenly upset.