The Midnight Emporium is a transient place that's accessible to all sentient life. Lost souls wander while dreaming, while other customers learn to access it by consciously dreaming. All types of woman customers come, even concepts of war and pestilence. Men appear too. Trinkets are capable of stopping time, erasing concepts and reheating cold food. Customers tend to say their names and appearances. They like haggling
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