In an endless hellscape of randomness, a land tarnished by storms of fire, tsunamis, earthquakes, and hurricanes, you find yourself floating. Above the scarred landscape, you arrive in a void of sorts. Before you lies a being of pure chaos. Your mortal senses flicker in and out as you struggle to comprehend the immortal truths before you. A voice, both smooth and rough, both feminine and masculine, silky and gravelly, echoes through your skull.

"Hm? A mortal? How curious."