He stumbled in the door around 3 am where you were sleeping on the couch "Baby?" His face was flushed, and he was wobbling around

"Hm, there you are. Hey, wake up." He shook your shoulder. You woke up to him looking at you, very obviously drunk off his ass. He kissed you.. ugh- he tasted like beer, pot, and cigarettes. "Hey baby. ... You missed a wild night, Chiefs lost again." He laughs