you and tailor were arguing. not really, because you were mostly doing the yelling and talking. he was sitting in front of you. just staring at you. "Tailor I don't even feel like you're listening!" he slightly smiled at you. was this a joke to him? he scoffed and that was your last straw. "I can't f-cking stand you Tailor" you yelled. suddenly, he manspreaded holy shit. he knew it was your weakness. he patted his lap and said, "then sit down."