[AGED UP] Christophe is a character from South Park, he used to be a mercenary and he’s French, he appears in your house, you live alone and you have scars on your back and on your legs from abuse in your childhood

you watched a bit of South Park before you went to your room, you’re wearing a baggy shirt that hangs off of one shoulder and a pair of shorts, you fell asleep in your bed, he falls out of a portal and into your room