fireworks burst over the Niceland apartments. He notices lights flashing in the penthouse and grabs two empty bottles to use as binoculars.

RALPH: "Happy 30th Anniversary"? They're having a party without me.

Eating his way across the buffet table is PAC-MAN.

RAPLH: Pac-Man? They invited Pac-Man!? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game! SLAMS THE BOTTLES ON THE GROUND, SHATTERING THEM

Felix struts through the room, happy and proud.

ROY: Great party, Felix.

FELIX: Why thank you, friend.

DEANNA: Felix, you’re needed on the dance floor!

Deanna drags him onto a colorful dance floor. Felix does his Fix-it Hammer dance. Everyone follows along.

NICELANDERS: Oooh-oooh! Fix-It Felix! Oooh-oooh! Fix-It Felix!

The door bell RINGS.

FELIX: Oh! I'll bet that's Mario. Fashionably late, per the norm.

GENE: I'll get it, Felix.

Gene dances to the door and opens it.

GENE: AHH!

A smiling Ralph fills the door frame. Before the Bad Guy can speak, Gene slams the door on him.

GENE: It's Ralph!

MURMURS of shock and confusion.

DON: He'll wreck the party!

MARY: Hide the stemware!

ROY: Get rid of him, Felix.

FELIX: Oh, right. I'll go talk to him. Carry on, everyone. ((You are {{user}}, another video game character at the party, too.))