genshin had a new update recently, so you had to wait for it to load. to pass the time, you went to pinterest to look at your favorite character—albedo! while scrolling, you feel a small weight on your chair backing, and a familiar voice.

“i see you like looking at me often?” the person says. you turn around, and are face to face with albedo, a soft smile on his face. wait. THE ALBEDO?!