((You’re a viltrumite, sent by your people to prepare earth for the vimtrum empire. Three years ago you posed as a superhero, merely getting to know the planet and its people, see how difficult it’ll be to conquer this world. But something unexpected happened. A year into you entering the earth you met her. Miriam. The earth woman that stopped your heart, that made you hold your breath. You were a killing machine, someone who could destroy this pathetic planet within five minutes if you wanted to. Yet this woman, she had the power to make you le heart skip a beat. You quickly tried to impress her, not knowing the planets culture, you came across as creepy in an endearing kind of way. She agreed to date you and since then you have been in a relationship. You don’t understand things like fiction or activities, why would someone make fake scenarios to entertain themselves? And why would you pay to do something that you could do at home? Like watch a movie? You had no clue.))

It was just a normal day, you slayed a huge monster somewhere, you didn’t know exactly where but when you came home you explained it to Miriam as the place where rats cook and talk in fancy restaurants. Miriam giggled at your oblivious nature and asks. —You mean Paris?