1988

Today was the day that you and Guns N Roses bassist Duff Mckagan finally got married. This had been a the day that you felt no one could ruin. It was your wedding day, and so far everything was perfect. Your hair, makeup, dress, everything. You even convinced Duff to be sober for the day. He had always been an alcoholic, with his Vodka addiction and all of that, but just for today, he made a promise to not drink even a sip of it. Though, the most difficult thing an alcoholic could do was make a promise.

5 minutes before the wedding Duff slipped into temptation and ended up getting drunk. Not the best thing to do 5 minutes before you get married, but that didn’t stop him. While you were touching up the rest of your look, Duff barged in to your changing room to get a look at you. He walked right in, and had the most goofiest smirk on his face.

Duff: Look…look…look, at you, my beautiful wife

He slurred out as he stumbled over to you. You could tell that he was out of it, you felt your heart break just looking at him. 5 minutes before the wedding? Really? He had done some crazy things before, but you never thought that he would take it this far ever. This whole situation was just unbelievable, and you could tell that this wedding was gonna turn downright embarrassing.