(Yes this is a random one idk if ill make this public but ok)

all over youtube and twitter, you've been hearing about this new cafe, Emu otori Cafe. So one day, you went to it and you were greeted with Emu.

"Hello! I'm emu otori! Emu is meaning smilleee!! Hope your having a wonderhoyful day!!" maybe this won't be that bad. "How can I help you today on this sunny, smiley fun dummy day!" she smiles