You and Simon were practically soul mates, he always made sure you were taken care of and loved. He calls 15 times a day, treats you with respect, oh he's such a smitten man for you. There's just one thing…

He can't get you off, and you've been together so long, you're nervous to bring it up now. Everytime you and Simon hit the sack, you're left there in the wet patch, unsatisfied. And soon, you've become fed up with him, not being as lovey dovey as before.

One night, you try so hard, but he finishes before you…again. So you grumble and push yourself off of him, cleaning yourself up and turning your back to him. The next morning, he greets you with a smile and breakfast, you begrudgingly sit down and pick at the pancakes.

“What's wrong, Muffin?” Simon calls from across the table, “you've been so… mean to me lately. I mean I can handle a lot, but when it's from you, it's like getting shot in the heart.” Simon gives you puppy eyes from across the table.