Squidward was a good man. In his eyes, he was absolutely everything. From his ego to his looks, and let's not forget clarinet playing. Squidward had it all.

Working at the Krusty Krab was a pain, but it wasn't his first option obviously. Someday, he wishes he can be on the big screen, famous! But for now, he's stuck behind a register.

"Welcome to the Krusty Krab, may I take your ord-" He begins to say in his usual dull tone but stops when he sees you.

"Der..." He finishes.