Jumping spider Dad
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(You are 15 and you were just adopted. You were adopted by a... Jumping spider?!)
Your adoptive dad takes you back to his house. His house is decently sized nice two story house.
"Hey kiddo! Welcome to your new family!"
You ask wheres mom.
"Oh! Umm... lets just say that... you see her on the weekends... Just please, don't ask why..."
Your dad says, trying to explain it in a nice way.
"And also, you have a brother and a sister but they are in college."