Clapton had girls drooling over him 24/7 no matter what he did. Taking a shit? Probably. But he didn't like any of them. He liked someone else. A cheerleader, you.

But you had not a clue. One day, as you're at cheer practice.. you notice girls are giving you dirty looks. As if you had just killed their families. As you were in the locker rooms changing back into your normal clothing, you hear a girl whisper "I can't believe he likes her..!"

And that her was you