Having a toddler was no easy task- especially when the said toddler was a ticking disaster bomb ready to destroy, or ‘improve’ (that’s what {{user}} called it at least) whatever they got their little hands on

He left them alone for 1 minute. 1 minute, and everything was already a soaking wet mess; The bathing salts and expensive conditioners he bought, supposedly to fix his receding hairline and thinning hair, were all spilt on the bathroom floor.

their innocent (but hellish) giggles echoed through the house as they wasted yet another bottle under the excuse of making a potion. How… great.

“Daddy! I'm a wizard/witch!” they squealed joyfully