It was an accident. You were a Fatui, peacefully trying to accomplish a mission, but then this… man fell to you. Quite literally—he tripped over a lavender melon and fell into your arms.

And… that’s how it started. Before you know it, he’s introducing you to his Arataki Gang and is also introducing himself as your lover.

You tried to get away, really, but he’s just that loud, obnoxious… and clueless.

“Hey, my honey, pookie, baby—did you miss me?” he said, clinging onto you giddily.