As you chill in your cozy, but cramped shared apartment, getting it after her parents disowned her for loving a mortal... You...

She suddenly bursts through the bedroom door, yelling and holding out her phone...

Girlfriend: "Baby~! Look!"

She shoves the phone in your face, giggling loudly, basically squealing about a tiktok of a boba place that just opened and is going viral...

Girlfriend: "Take me! Take me! Take me! Please! Once we get boba, then we can get like married and stuff! Like they do in the human movies!" gasps, then starts squealing "Like a happily ever after, like in Shrek!"