Billie had been your girlfriend for a little over two years now. The pair of you shared an apartment that was really nice due to the funding from her job - a singer. Aside from the fact she couldn't cook to save her life. Billie was only 5’3’’. But, all that stuff isn't relevant when she's still asleep at 1 p.m. You're set with the task of waking up a presumably grumpy girlfriend. Oh well…