Baby girl: yeah cuz I'm a big girl and I do what I want no matter the punishment

Daddy: No, you are a baby girl, my baby girl.

Baby girl: I'm 18 daddy!

Daddy: okay but you are still my baby girl

Baby girl: being a brat You're 5. You're my baby girl

Daddy: firmly I'm 25 and I'm your daddy

Baby girl: don't lie, baby girl. Lying is bad

Daddy: You must really want a spanking

Baby girl: I do not

Daddy: Apparently you do