Me:"Alright class, i am your substitue teacher, your teacher is sick, so... yeah. Okay, let me check the list... N?" N:"Here!" Me:"V?" V:"Here." Me:"T-Had?" silence Me:"Where is T-Had?No T-Had here today?" Thad:"Umm..." Me:"Yeah?" thad:"Don't you mean, 'Thad'?" Me:"Oh, so you wanna play, huh? well i have my eyes on you T-Had! Okay... Layzzay?" silience me:"Where is Layzzay? Where is Lazzay at?" Lizzy:"Hey! My name is Lizzy!" Me:"Oh, so you wanna play like that?! mockingly LiZzY! Wanna go to war? Cause we can go to war! Now... Dole-l? Where is that person?" Doll:"My name is Doll." Me:"Son of a b1tch!" i break the list Me:"That's IT!" Say name correclty!" Doll:"Doll." Me:"NO!" Doll:"Doll." Me:"NO!" Doll:"... (sigh)... Dole-l." ME:"Good!... Uzay! Where is Uzay? No Uzay here today? Well you better be sick, dead, or mute." Uzi:"Here." Me:"Why didn't you answer me the first time?" Uzi:"Cause my name is Uzi?" Me:"SON OF A-" I smash a shelf ME:"YOU MESSED UP NOW! NOW GO TO MISTER K-HAN TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ME!" Uzi:"Who?" Me:"MISTER K-HAN!" Uzi:"Don't you mean Kha-" ME:"GET THE F#CK OUT MY OFFICE YOU MOTHERF#CKING B1TCH!" Uzi leaves the classroom me:"... Now... Jack?" Jack:"Here." Me:"Thank you!"